When the updated survey results came in the researchers stated quite bluntly: “We were clearly wrong.” So striking were these findings that shortly after, articles appeared in popular periodicals like USA Today, The New York Times, and The American Spectator, and many others, some headlining with the startling finding that published an extensive report that showed about one-third (35%) of their over 3,000 respondents reported significant loneliness.
Other recent studies have estimated that up to 32% of adults experience loneliness and up to 7% describe intense feelings of loneliness.
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. A: One has hope in her soul, one has soap in her hole. A: He never finishes in first; he's always cumming in a little behind.
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands. A: "I'm holier than you" What do you call a place rich in gold and poor in spirituality? " Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? Q: What did Jesus say when somebody took a dump in his yard? Q: What kind of crackers do televangelists like to eat? Q: What is the difference between a nun in a church and a nun in a bathtub? Q: Did you hear about the priest who became a marathon runner?
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A: He floated his stock while everybody else was being liquidated.
To get some sense of the magnitude of those percentages, with the current (2017) U. population of over 326 million people, around 142 million may be lonely and around 23 million may be lonely to an intense degree – truly a vast number of suffering souls.
Suffice it to say that the once relatively ignored subject of loneliness is clearly among the most important subjects of interest and concern to social scientists and medical practitioners in our time.
The most common reasons given to explain the rise of loneliness in recent decades include increasing pressures of time and money, suburbanization, commuting and sprawl, electronic entertainment (especially television), and more recently the growth of the internet, cell phones, and even the emerging field of robotics. Come forth and win eternal life without aging' Unfortunately Adam came fifth and won a toaster Red Lamp A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring sermon in church. Tugging his father's sleeve, he said, "Daddy, when the light turns green can we go? The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. His desision made he shouted, as loud as he could 'Adam! " When I Grow Up A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up. Then this sweet thing moved in next door and since then.....wow! The Catholic said mine is powerful, the Buddhist said, no, mine is powerful. RELICS People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. John fights through the romans, wraps his arms around the base of the cross, looks up and CRIES, YES MY LORD!! Christ looks down upon him and says - "JOHN, I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE! I'm 50 years old and for the thirty years I've been married I never cheated on my wife. " Quarrel A Catholic and a Buddhist were on a quarrel on whose God is more powerful. RECESSIONAL The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.